Hijinks, Shenanigans, Harlequinade, and Tomfoolery
The BIG JERK WITH BIG SPEAKERS!In which Derek and I ideate ways to stop the JERK who shares our back wall from playing his Karaoke Techno Rap Funk music quite so loud at two o'clock in the morning.
Breaking SamSam lived across from us during our first year at A&M. He's a nice guy. I don't know why we decided to play so many weird pranks on him...
A conversation with Tyrone*AOL Instant Messenger is a fun chat service because of, not in spite of, its flaws. Namely, you can chat completely anonymously and punish strangers arbitrarily. Jenny told me the screen name of a friend of hers. Then she kept feeding me personal information about her friend over the phone while I freaked her out over chat...
How was that party last night?*Was it retaliation for the previous prank? For whatever reason, Krystal agreed to help me with a prank we were going to play on Jenny. Krystal, Jenny's best friend, would confidentially tell me about the party she went to the other night... Derek would then find some way to let Jenny "find" my recording of the conversation. If all had gone according to plan, Jenny would read a bit, and get worried. Read some more, get more worried. Read the rest, and realize that there was just NO WAY that her friend could have done all this stuff. All, however, did not go according to plan. Jenny only skimmed the document, and then stormed down to our room a complete emotional wreck. I haven't played many pranks since then.
Attack of the rubber lobsterDerek and I came back to school about a week earlier than everyone else this semester. I don't know why no one else decided to come back early... Anyway, boredom ensued. Here's what happened.
My stolen bikeTruth is stranger than fiction. This is a 100% entirely true story, seriously. It was and probably will always be the most unlikely thing that has ever happened to me. But I hope not.
* All names have been changed to protect the innocent.